First a letter from an aggrieved would-be passenger. He does not state the length of his car. Perhaps it was a stretch limo?

Next a reply in the following edition. Is not the manager rather shooting himself in the foot in emphasising the enormous cost of the fares in the summer season?

N.B.

Should you need to cancel a booking then do it more than 24 hours before the sailing time. Then your fare will be repaid minus only a whopping £20 cancellation fee. If less than 24 hours then they keep the lot, which as nothing has been provided for your money, you possibly may feel to be the equivalent of theft. Changing the time or date of a reservation incurs a more bearable fee of £5.

You may now care to revisit my equally helpful geographical notes or much more likely perhaps you will wish to

Take Leave

Both newspaper cuttings are from our most excellent weeky paper 'The County Press', which I recommend as a very good read if you wish to get a feel for the peculiarities and insularity of this esoteric little land and it's people prior to your visit.